Spammer Hall of Shame

The people in charge of the spambots are morons. Like for real. Where do these people come from?!? Are they actually generating any web traffic with their retarded spam comments? Are they making money with these laughable advertisements?? I cannot imagine that they are. 

I'm presuming (based on the complete and utter nonsense that they attempt to spew all over my blog) that the people in charge of these spambots are not from English-speaking countries. Because they don't even try to check if their masterpieces make sense. And 99% of the time, they don't even try to leave these comments on the most recent posts--instead they try to leave them on posts from a year ago or older.

News flash guys--probably no one is going to see your comment if you leave it on a two-year-old post, so no one is going to click on your link that says it's for rocket powered wheelchairs and then leads to a website selling cheap televisions, with absolutely nothing in English. 

So here are some of my favourites:

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(this one had Lil Bro#2 and myself in hysterics for quite some time...)

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(umm what)

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(I've gotten identical comments from *fans* in Sweden, Finland, and Belgium))

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(their "website" was for some new condo development in Texas)

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(their website was for some place selling discount tiles, also in Texas...)

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(one of the many attempts at selling powered wheelchairs, all of which seem to show up on the post I did about my makeup....)

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(I don't even know what you're trying to say...)


  1. The irony is that many of the spammatograms are posted to a comment form labelled 'LETTERBOX' on my blog, which warns the poster "This is NOT a regular comment form, but a letterbox." Which indicates that spambots go for the very first comment click they can find, then pee all over it.

    Not a single commenter there has ever paid heed to another notice there, indicating that "tea, cookies, noodle soup, or pipe-tobacco queries are especially welcome."

    Which is very sad.

    Instead, they tell me that everyone will learn about blogging by reading my valuable post. Before adding a link to their fabulous gender-bent vid-site or chemical substance and finance page.

  2. Ohhh, these are fun, I'd forgotten just how fun. I never see them on my site because they are filtered through the system automagically and placed into a black hole where they deserve to be. :D

  3. I don't get this kind of comment on my current blog because I use disqus for comments, but on a blog I did a while back, I'd get them all of the time.

    My fvorites were when they said, "I have been looking for a site about this subject for a long time and I have forwaded this to my sister. Your content reminds me of her blog" (I'm praphrasing).

    Inevitably, every time one of the comments said that, the subject was something really inappropriate for that sort of comment.

    I don't get that with disqus comments. I don't know whether I miss it or not.


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